2008-01-14

TE VENDO MI PATO

Gracias Nestor por tu chiste!

Jaimito estaba con su nuevo peluche y como estaba abierta la puerta de la casa de la vecina Camucha entra confianzudamente
El marido recien llegado saludaba a su esposa pero en la larga cortina de la habitacion se escondia silenciosamente su amante.
Jaimito se da cuenta y se mete en la cortina y le dice al amante con una voz muy bajita:
- Te vendo mi pato.
- Que? yo para que quiero un pato? no te lo compro.
- Grito ah!
- No vayas a gritar!!, cuanto cuesta?
- 100 soles
- Que? como va a costar asi?
- Grito!
- Ya ok toma.

Se quedaron en silencio mientras la vecina Camucha y su marido seguian charlando en la habitacion.

- Señor, señor, le compro el pato a 30 soles.
- Niño abusivo, como quieres que te lo de a 30 si me costo 100 soles.
- Grito!
- Ya! toma el pato, pero callate!.

Minutos despues.

- Señor, te vendo mi pato a 50 soles baratito no mas
- Ayy que niño para molestoso!, toma 50 y callate!
- Señor, señor, esta es la ultima, te compro el pato en 20 soles.
- Ya toma, que me queda.

Luego el marido de Camucha se mete al baño y el amante aprovecha en salir corriendo como alma que lleva el diablo.

Esa tarde Jaimito, se va a contarle al abuelo el negocio que hizo chantajeando a un señor, para lo cual, el abuelo lo recrimina y le pide que se vaya a confesar con el padre Enrique. Jaimito arrepentido, se acerca al confesionario y empieza diciendo:

- Mire, yo tengo un pato...
- Joder, otra vez con ese pato de mier... no manches!

12 comentarios:

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Esos recuerdos que traen consigo los chistes de jaimito..

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